Wednesday, November 18, 2009

2009 (not 2012) part III


(Two friends: Big Bear [left] and Big Bird [right])

A true personal story about Jah (real names have been altered to protect the innocent)

Big Bird
:
Imagine how it would be like if the world ended in the same way as in 2012? We would be so scared man

Big Bear:
No man, because as we fall toward the center of the earth Jah would appear and save us

Big Bird:
Jah???

Big Bear:
Jah man! He's like a god. They always mention him in Reggae songs. He would appear out of the earth and talk to us: "You have been so loyal to me. I will take you to paradise where each of you will have whatever you want, including 12 virgins."

Big Bird:
12 virgins eh? cool...

Big Bear:
Jah, 12 virgins. You can have whatever you want. I would have black, Asian, blonde, a Joan. But I would ask Jah: "Jah, could I ask you for a favour? Could I have 13 virgins? Only because she makes good food, could I have W***y from M*******a? For when I want to 'thank' her for the good food"

Little Bear:
Joanie. I like redheads hehehe



(Above: A third friend, Little Bear)


(Another friend, and honorary Banana brother, Mr. Shrek aka Shreky [right] with one of his Korean female friends. Don't eat her Shreky!)

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